Police in West Virginia have apprehended masked bandits who were drunkenly acting up in town -- but they weren't humans.
Neighbors had reported two raccoons that they thought were rabid to police, but it turned out they were just drunk on fermented crabapples, the Milton Police Department wrote on its Facebook page.
(MORE: Deputies lure escaped 'mini horse'-sized pig back home with a bag of chips)Police captured the raccoons on Nov. 11. and 12, and, after learning they were just drunk, released them back into the woods unharmed.
(MORE: Some fruits evolve to smell stronger when ripe and attract animals that eat them)However, police warned that not all disoriented raccoons are drunk and the animals can pose a danger to humans.
"If you see a staggering and disoriented raccoon, please do not approach it," police wrote in the post. "It could be sick, so call us and we’ll take care of it."